Scorned Woman Ecards

New Levels of Crazy Have Brought Scorned Cards BACK!!!

2009-04-29T10:17:00.000-07:00

This card goes out to one of my best girls who just got some news about a hot mess of a man.

If I'd had the space, I would have added this fun fact: THEY ONLY BROKE UP SIX MONTHS AGO.

I'm officially single, celibate, and saved.

When Bad Friends Happen to Good People

2008-07-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

I Thought Prom Really Meant Something

2008-06-21T09:22:00.000-07:00

Seriously, all he could say was "I don't know."
Thanks.
Thanks alot.
You seemed to know more than enough when your P was in my V.

2008-06-21T09:21:00.000-07:00

If You're into the Good Book (or Know His Name)....

2008-06-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

2008-06-18T18:41:00.000-07:00

2008-06-18T18:40:00.000-07:00

Total Request SCORN

2008-05-15T11:04:00.000-07:00

To all of the scorned people out there,

The Blacktress and KWalsh just want you to know that we, like, radio DJ Casey Kasem take all requests and dedications. If you want to get something off your chest, or just want to have a laugh at someone else's expense (who doesn't, really?), then send your text and/or images for scorned cards to scornedwomanecards@gmail.com!!!

You Know You've Puked In Front of Your Lover

2008-05-15T08:49:00.000-07:00

This Card, It's Personal

2008-05-15T08:26:00.000-07:00

Um, yeah, this happened to a blacktress, more or less. I exaggerated a bit, to really make the card pop. For more information on that debacle, read this.

It's Not An Addiction If It Starts During a Breakup

2008-05-15T08:10:00.001-07:00

We've All Been There

2008-05-07T19:09:00.000-07:00

Is it still internet stalking when you find out the truth????

Political Scorn

2008-05-07T18:59:00.001-07:00

This scorned card just came in from none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton, the presidential candidate who refuses to back down.

Hill and I have been in communication from her early days of scorn, and I told her I'd help her handle her scandal in whatever way I could.

However, the card that arrived was not what I expected. See for yourself:

Hillary's angry at the black folks. They've let her down.

The Post Was Not Sponsored by ABC

2008-05-01T07:52:00.000-07:00

I hope this is funny to someone besides me.

Keep Your Head Up, Rau

2008-05-01T06:36:00.000-07:00

This Post Is Not Sponsored by NBC

2008-04-25T11:45:00.000-07:00

I am Kelly Kapoor. For serious. Ryan is every guy I've ever dated by force.

This post is made possible by LK and Chris-- and viewers like you.

Dear Diary

2008-04-23T18:02:00.000-07:00

I heart this guy.

2008-04-16T19:05:00.000-07:00

2008-04-11T07:34:00.001-07:00

Just Once

2008-04-08T13:07:00.001-07:00

So, this site is meant to be a comical display of angry ecards. You know, for procrastination fun, and to deal with emotions.

However, some people seem to really have anger and are using the anonymity of the internet to be ruder than necessary. Take, for instance, this person, who responded to this ecard:

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post :
Why not ASK THE MAN first if he wants you shaved or not? If so, you can PAY FOR IT!!! He has other things to pay for. Your hairy, sticky, sweaty vagina is not one of them.

Um, I think Anonymous lacks a sense of humor--and is a bit of a pessimist.

The sender/maker of this card does not imply that one CAN'T or SHOULD NOT pay for personal trimming, grooming, and maintenance (nor does one imply the vagina is sweaty--um, what's that about?). The point is that the person who has done the scorning didn't do any wooing or show any tenderness prior to the sexual act this card references.

Okay, I could go on and go into a meta-debate about humor and how it works, but this person clearly has alot of anger and isn't worth a blacktress's time. I simply reply to this post for all those who may have the desire to be rude in the future:
It's a joke.
It's a blog.
Get over it.
And if you would like to leave a rebuttal, at least be intelligent and courteous about it.

2008-04-07T17:08:00.001-07:00

many thanks to those who take photos in the workplace.

2008-04-07T16:59:00.001-07:00

2008-04-03T12:03:00.001-07:00

2008-04-01T21:04:00.001-07:00

I don't know, between the good Samuels and the look of this couple (captured by this photographer), I couldn't think of a better line.

2008-03-31T17:56:00.001-07:00

Flickr dude with a dog is my hero--even though he is male.

2008-03-31T17:32:00.001-07:00

Sojourner's trying to keep it legal, y'all. Photo from a cool dude on flickr.

2008-03-31T17:14:00.001-07:00

2008-03-28T14:17:00.000-07:00

2008-03-28T13:54:00.001-07:00

2008-03-27T20:25:00.001-07:00

2008-03-27T20:00:00.001-07:00

2008-03-27T12:58:00.000-07:00

For all you HP fans who may have gotten HPV afterwards:

2008-03-27T06:16:00.001-07:00

We Never Forget "the Other"

2008-03-26T09:49:00.001-07:00

Seeing as KWalsh and I are both strong black women, and I'm a freed slave, we know what it's like to be oppressed. Although our site is called "ScornedWomanEcards," we have cards for all orientations and genders--so you don't have to be tender after an all-night bender!!*

For the scorned man, we have:

For the gays who have been scorned:

(more are on the way--this ecard making ain't no joke. I haven't work this hard since I was on the plantation!)

*I apologize for this. I just love puns and rhymes.

Scorned Woman Ecards--The Beginning

2008-03-26T08:16:00.000-07:00

Hello Friends, Foes, and Hos,

Welcome to the first page of Scorned Woman Ecards-- for when you care too much... to let it go.

I think it's quite fitting that our site is beginning during Woman's Month, when we sing in unison: I am woman, hear me roar/ E-cards too truthful to ignore!

We will be adding ecards on the daily, posting by category, and allowing you to have a laugh, handle your emotional scandal, and spread the TRUTH to those that have done you wrong.

Here are the latest cards. Until we get our technical skills up and running, you can right click on an image (or CTRL - click if you're on a MAC), save to your comp, and send away!

For those of you dealing with the pain of what was undoubtedly a wrongful rejection:

For those of you who have hooked up with a fool who now acts like you don't exist:

For that little biotch who moves on way too soon, proving he/she/ze was never really into you in the first place:

And for when you just want to let them know you're just plain old angry: